Thursday, July 1, 2010

The Bargain

Back in the days of the Clinton White House,
It was said we had two Presidents when we'd only elected one.
Hillary being the other, you see.
Quite a bargain, one might say.

But the Obama administration has given us an even
More attractive package. All in one man:

Ideological consistency
And pragmatism,
And combativeness,
And elitism,
Fiscal discipline
And big-government liberalism,
And logorrhea.

He is extremely moderate about being moderately extreme.
Come to think of it, he is a contradiction.
He contains multitudes.
Ten Presidents for the price of one!

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