Back in the days of the Clinton White House,
It was said we had two Presidents when we'd only elected one.
Hillary being the other, you see.
Quite a bargain, one might say.
But the Obama administration has given us an even
More attractive package. All in one man:
And big-government liberalism,
He is extremely moderate about being moderately extreme.
Come to think of it, he is a contradiction.
He contains multitudes.
Ten Presidents for the price of one!